Welcome to the Historic Blair Mansion
Inn, where tonight one of the biggest "reality" shows
on television, Castaway Cast-off, is
going to be broadcasting live. Castaway Cast-off
has
been on a remote uncharted island for the past
six months. There, two teams of "Castaways" have
competed head to head with each team member
hoping to be the lone survivor and take home
the $10
million prize. Why the host of the show, Jeff
Probe, has brought the show here to this location
is anybody's guess, but it could have to do with
the big network meeting he had earlier today.
Mary Factt, the shows researcher
and Jeff's assistant, is responsible for all the
challenges involving the two teams on the island
to date and we are sure she has something exciting
planned for this evening as well. She arrived earlier
today with the Ooh Ga Chaka Tribe by cargo
plane and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Weam
A Wep Tribe.
The Ooh Ga Chaka Tribe is made up
of some of the most unlikely survivors to land on
any island. Sergeant Tank Tuggle is an
Army clerk who is excited to get his chance to
show the
military all he can be. Thanks to the "special
leave" that Jeff secured, Tank is getting
that chance. Sandy Bottom, the truck driving sweetheart
from Virginia, is rumored to have her heart set on
someone on the island but desperately needs the $10
million. Gill Egan, the computer expert,
is doing much better after his slight breakdown.
Although,
he still likes to think of Jeff as his "Skipper" and
considers himself Jeff's "Little Buddy".
Then there's Chuck, the UPS guy, no one is
quite sure where he came from, but Jeff thinks he
is good for the ratings. However, the tension seems
to be growing between Jeff and Chuck's best friend
Wilson.
There you have it, so sit right back
and you'll hear a tale. A tale of a fateful trip,
but at the end of this evening there will be...
